Here it is the first episode of our web series “Imbalanced Bastards” Imbb is back baby.

July 11, 2017 by thekabiranddas

We are back after a big break. So here it is the much anticipated first episode of our web series. Do not forget to hit like.

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Mashup 3

November 11, 2014 by thekabiranddas

Bart Simpson may not be able to do the moonwalk and the slides that Hrithik Roshan does but he can dance alright. So take a look at this mashup we made Bart Simpson dancing to bang bang.

November 10, 2014 by thekabiranddas

Drinking is one of very few things that never needs a reason. Once a person determined to drink the whole universe conspires (friends, actually, make up a reason) for him. A typical drinker’s attitude goes like this: I am happy, let’s drink, and lets fucking CELEBRATE. I am sad, lets drink, I want to forget. Fuck! Dude my life isn’t happening at. I want my life to be the like Ranbir in ‘Wake up Sid’, anyway, lets drink. All that a person needs is a determination to drink, if you possess that will power then surely you are a drinker to watch out for. Drinking also serves as a way to hangout with friends and this is where things blow out of proportion. There are different personalities that we get to witness when our friends are drunk. And in no particular order here are the top 10 personalities that come out.

The abusive one. A few even make their own curse words. ezgif.com-crop

Start speaking in English. To himself usually, firstly because nobodyis keen to listen. Secondly, they aren’t keen on listening since he doesn’t make any sense. ezgif.com-optimize-5

The nostalgic one. These are the people who live a handful of pleasantincidents throughout their life. Usually the reminisce the college days.

The unloved ones. These are those who constantly complain how they were mistreated by their parents. And how they wish that not even their enemies go through what they are going through.

The dumped ones. These people, usually guys, cry and cry and cry because they were dumped by their partners. These are also the in-progress or potential abusive or unloved ones.

The philosophers. These are my personal favourites. They speak till they pass out. And they always find a partner or two to converse. This conversation might end with a fight.

Speaking of fighting, the pickers, the diggers. These people dig out all the situations when they felt that they were left out or even backstabbed. These are usually the irritating and the left out ones.

The sentimental message senders. These are the exact opposite personality to the abusive ones. They send either the mushy forwards to their friends or make up their own.

This slot is open for you. Tell me what you are when you are drunk.

The true drinkers. Who observe everybody and are secretly laughing on them for being stupid.

The Life cycle of a Indian love story as retold using 90s songs

October 12, 2014 by thekabiranddas

It was very important for someone to document the various stages involved in an Desi love story because after all the pattern has been same for 6 decades. So we decided to lay down the blue print using 90s song. Why 90s you ask ??? Because after travelling in all those mini buses , rickshaws, tempos, 407s, and every kind of public transport in India we realized 90s, no matter how cheesy they seem, still has the best songs to document this cycle. Some songs were actually contributed by rickshaw walas but we decided to keep it classy. (Caution : Some videos show Akshay kumars chest hair so viewers discretion is required)

Our ladki is bholi bhali and the ladka is essentially a lukkha or atleat he pretends to be. So the lukkha ladka wants the bholi bhali ladki to open the door ( to her heart )

Obviously the ladki is Indian how can she open the door ( to her heart ) so easily. But the boy is persistent ( essentially stalking)

But the boy will not give up so soon. There will be more stalking( Indian men have a phd in stalking )

With his hardwork and determination the boy is finally successful (actually she is fed up of the stalking and just gives in ). She is also blushing looking at herself in the mirror.

Now that she has fallen in love with him, the boy throws a little attitude (typical indian male ) So the girls tries to make it up to him

Its all well now ladka ladki dono razi. So its time for the first date but wait there is a slight indian girl problem
( ghar me khana bhi pakana hai aur date par bhi jana hai )

( Fun contest : count the no of times SPB says “Oh no” in the song)
So she was late for the date the boy will be naturally pissed, she should prove his love for him but how ??

(You are thinking why is the girl doing all the convincing, wait till the devdas stage)
There has to be one romantic song in some hill stations. In real life make it the nearby park,falls or beach

Make it two, how could we forget Aashiqui ??

For some comedy add in this number. Remembering those lonely nights

Sex part is rare but we’ll add this for those who are lucky

Rain Song. Essentially everyone in india gets wet if they are in love ( in the rain i mean)

Now its time for tragedy to strike. The girl’s marriage is fixed with someone else.

( notice they are singing qawali at hindu marriage)

There are unwanted close encounters of third kind even after the tragedy

( it’ll always remain a mystery how can they still run into each other )
Boy has to sing a song on a piano now. This songs also presents the girls side of the story. She also did it in majburi.

The boys state of mind would be incomplete without this song

(He doesn’t actually shoot her as i said its a state of mind)
He finally starts to move on

Then again the cycle repeats but with new set of songs
Here we go

Gif compilation with Desi Music

October 10, 2014 by thekabiranddas

We came across this hilarious video on YouTube and decided to have some fun with it. Changed the track on it with some desi tadka and the result was well …… Ga Fa. To aap tayyar hai ye tadakti fadakti cheez dekhne aur sunne ke liye. Aap ki farmaish par lijiye Gif compilation with desi music. Please like, share, comment and subscribe. 1 Like = 1 Respect

You took leaves and went home. What happens next will blow your mind …..

October 1, 2014 by thekabiranddas

The only part about the job, apart from quitting, that excites us most is the holidays, which however are in scanty. It’s a match made in heaven if holidays come attached to weekends. The only thing that surpasses this kind of delight is when you walk into a random bar and you are told that its happy hours. As a matter of fact there is one more feeling that leaves even the happy hours way beyond and that is….. (Wait for it) taking a break from your work and going home. And if this is your first time visit to your house after joining your work then watch out, things in your homes have now changed. And for rest, the experience is just a tab bit lesser than the “Freshers”. Here is a list of what you will come from the moment you enter your house and what follows it after.

1. This is the second best part of going home. You enter home and what you get?? A big royal welcome. If the Spartans in 300 had ever made it home then this is how they would have been welcomed

2. Things don’t stop there; you also get to choose what cooks for breakfast, lunch, snacks, dinner and anything that will be cooked in house. The variety of laddos that are prepared on your arrival are just endless

3. If you have sibling, I pity them, because the moment you enter home their priority is demoted, automatically and tentatively. And the best part is, most of them don’t even mind because they get those expensive gifts from you now that you have started earning.

4. This sometimes might be a bit awkward. Your dad suddenly begins to discuss grown ass man stuff. Like the politics, future of the country, how Pakistan is fucking with India things like that sort.

5. You become the success story among your immediate neighbourhood (if you are in a MNC else, nobody gives a fuck). But your are still a success story for your parents.

6. The best part has to be this, you will have the TV all for yourself. Nobody will dare touch the remote, even if you have gone to pee.

7. No matter how bad you were in college; when you go home your parents say this to your younger sibling, “Usse maths seek lo thoda.” You start wondering how much did i score in maths anyways ???

8. Now that their son/daughter is earning there is whole list of appliances they have to buy and fixing electronics, “Tubelight repair karo.” Seriously?? How the fuck can you fix a burnt out tubelight. The comment section is open for you.

9.You know your mnc generated 2000 cr of profit… Did you get any raise?? And this is my response, ever F-U-C-K-I-N-G time.

'Frustrated Man' trippy GIF collection

If think this question is irritating? Then check out the next.

10. The most irritating one, “Fresher’s” be aware of this one. The neighbourhood aunty who despised you suddenly comes and says (Drum rolls), “Shaadi ke liye ladka/ladkie dekhna shuru kiya ???”(BTW that’s a rhetorical question)

P.S. Ignore this question, answering this will lead you into big, big, big trouble

10 over used Bollywood dialogues in Everyday life

September 28, 2014 by thekabiranddas

Zindagi me aisi bhohat si paristhitiya ati hai jisme hume bollywood ka sahara lena padta hai. Desi swag ki dhun me magna vaykti sochte hai ki ve bollywood ke do teen dialogue maar kar bahot hi cool lagte hai lekin satya kuch aur hai. Bharat varsh ko asamarth ayogya aksham banane me bollywood aur unke sambhasham ka bahot bada hathh hai. Sala har koi Bencho( pardon my language) dialogue marne me lag gaya hai. We are fucking incapable to converse normally. I mean what the fuck is wrong with us. Like what the fuck is our problem? What? WTF is your problem,WTFIYP. What the (Control… Control uday, control). Isse pehle ki Uday apna apa kho baite List dekhiye. Dhanyavaad

1. Sandarbh: Chota sardar, kajol se

Yaha vakya karan johar ki pratham chalanachitra kuch kuch hota hai se liya gaya hai. Kash koi use tabhi rokh deta……..

Isse Vakya ka prayog tab karte hai jab koi vyakti ja raha ho aur aapko unhe rokna ho.

Tussi ja rahe ho tussi na jao

2. Sandarbh: Srk kajol se Foreign location me.

Yaha vakya Aditya chopra ke pratham chalanchitra DDLJ se liya gaya hai.

Iss vakya ka isthamal tab hota hai jab aap koi chutiyapa karte ho aur pakde jate ho.

Bade bade shehro me choti choti baaten hoti rehti hai senorita

P S : Senorita kehne se aaj kal koi ladki nahi pattati

3. Sandarbh : Salman Bhagyashree se

Isse Vakya ko Suraj ki pehli chalanchitra Maine pyar kiya se liya gaya hai.

Ye vakya ko zyada tar Friend zoned ladke upyog karte hai. Chutiyo …. (Pardon my language again…) band karo uski madat Karna bhaiyya banake chod jayegi.

Dosti me no sorry no thank you

4. Sandarbh : Baal wale chacha tapori andaz me

90s ke dashak me ye vakya full swag me tha aur aaj bhi kahin chutiye ise upyog karte huae paye jate hai

Bole to ekdum jhakhasss

5. Sandarbh : Iss vakya ka sandarbh zaruri nahi hai sirf emotion hi khafi hai

Kutte kamine tera khoon pi jayunga.

P S : Aaj kal bharat me kutte bhi easyly offend ho jate hai to unke samne iss vakya ka proyog na kare nahi to ve log PIL dal denge.

6. Sandarbh : Mogambo mogambo se Mr.India me

Aap iss vakya ka proyog third person me aap jab khush ho to use kar sakte hai.

Mogambo khush hua.

7. Sandarbh : Salman Srk se punar janam wali film me

Yeh vakya Karan Arjun movie mein se liya gaya hai.

Jab aapki G fati ho aur aapk bhag rahe ho tab ek C admi yaha vakya zarur chillayega.

Bhag arjun bhag

8. Sandarbh : Ajay devgan singham me duniya se naraz ho kar bolte hai.

Lekin iss vakya ka upyog itni baar ho chuka hai ki hum ab ajay devgun ji se naraz ho gaye hai.

Ata maji satakli

9. Sandarbh : AB yaha vakya andheri raaton me sunsan galiyon par kehte hue paye jate hai.

Yaha vakya shehensha me se liya gaya hai.

Yaha vakya itna prasidhh hai ki aap kisi aam admi se puchenge “Kaun ho Tum ???” To zyada tar yahi jawab milega.

Rishte me to hum tumhare baap hote hai.

P S : Bharat me 1 1/2 intelligent logo ki kami nahi hai.

10. Sandarbh :AB paida hote hi bole…. Haaainnnn…. Haaainnnn…

AB aaj bhi soch rahe honge kis bencho ne unko ye vakya kehne kaha tha. Ma chud gayi career ki.

Haaaaaaiiiiinnnnn

10 ankh ka prashna tha to kitne ankh mile ye share aur like karke bataye. Iss list me koi dialogue hum likhna bhul gaye ho to comments me zaroor likhe. Aapke agyakari Kabir aur Das.

11 Unforgettable Things About Shaktimaan

September 20, 2014 by thekabiranddas

I feel very fortunate to be born in the 90’s. Being a 90’s kid I have seen so many revolutions, from a single television channel to I-don’t-know-how-many-channels to god-knows-how-many youtube channels. Back in the days (in the early 90’s), just one channel seemed enough. This one single channel, DD, gave me and probably many, a memory worth our lifetimes and one of its offering that still cracks up a smile in my heart is Shaktimaan. The show was a phenomenon, it was no less a sensation than the TV series like breaking bad or game of thrones. What is it that I loved about this series? What is it that made this a rage? Well here is a list.

1.Tamraj Kilvish. Back in the days Kilvish was my Joker. He was the baddest, meanest, cruel, malicious person I have ever seen in my life, then. And god, how I dreaded his line, “Andhera Kaayam Rahe”.

2. (Taking a deep breath) Pandit Gangadhar Vidyadhar Mayadhar Omkarnath Shastri (panting). This buck teeth man was the real charm of the show.

3. Aaj Ki Aawaz, the newspaper where Gangadhar worked as a photographer and Geeta Vishwas, who was the first to report about Shaktimaan.

4. That dumbfuck Guruji, he said things that I don’t understand even now. But I’m sure he told Shaktimaan to follow the path of righteousness.

5. And then, there the six chakaras from which Shaktimaan got his powers.

6. And not to forget his suit, golden and red with an emblem of sun. God, how I craved for that golden and red Shaktimaan suit, for my birthday. I remember that, I had my friend came wearing it to the school on his birthday. I hated him, but I couldn’t hold myself back from befriending him just to get a closer look of his suit and for once touch it.

7. Kilvish’s partner in crime, Dr. Jaikal. And his hook line Powerrrr (Power).

8. Jaikal also cloned other enemies like: Kekda Man, Jonk Jonkaa, an evil clone of Shaktimaan, Plastic man, Lightman, 3D-image, Super-heroine Sunanda and others. Here is one of them:

PLASTIM

9. The best day of my life: When the air time of Shaktimaan was changed from Saturday 12 noon to Sunday 12 noon. (If something of that magnitude would happen now then it I would be like fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fucking awesome.)

10. Speaking of which, Shaktimaan, Shaktimaan, Shaktimaan (He puts is hands up with index finger thrusting up and spin like with a sound like fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck). Be honest and tell me how many did not try spinning like him, probably saying fuck, fuck, fuck… or a version of it??

11. And the best part of it was the small segment in every episode, “Choti Choti Magar Moti Baatein”. The part when Shaktimaan would give us valuable life lessons. He would stand on a huge building, watch kids, in India, do something “wrong” things and then he is like “Theero”. Yesa nahi karte and blah blah blah…. Andthen the kid goes like “Sorry Shaktimaan”.

P.S. : I hope you haven’t forgot the lyrics. For those who have, check this out:

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Tribute to DD

September 15, 2014 by thekabiranddas

Long before cable connection was installed, there was a single channel which we would receive by adjusting the antenna at just the right angle. Yes you guessed it right it was our very own DD1 or DoorDarshan.

The channel had a huge impact on us. Why?? So long after the advent of cable TV why did people still get up at 8 on a Sunday morning and watch RANGOLI? (I think that answers the question) DD1 was not just a channel for us it’s our way of life. It was the only channel that brought every member of a family together.

So where do I start with the shows. Let’s start with the epic, Mahabharata. When Mahabharata aired the streets were actually deserted (You can imagine what the show meant), there was an unannounced curfew on the streets, that was the power of Mahabharata. If Mahabharata was aired now then I bet it would surpass Game of thrones to be the most downloaded on torrents in world.

Another show which has been etched in our memory is Shaktimaan. How can you forget India’s very own Superhero? Not only was he a superhero he was Environment friendly social message spreading super hero. Then there was our Surabhi hosted by Renuka Shahane.

Here’s a mind-blowing fact about Surabhi; it received 1.4 million letters in a single week for the quiz that they hosted at the end of the show. It’s like getting 1.4 million likes in a day or two. The show and its quizzes were huge then. Next on my list would be Tarang. Tarang had this one cartoon *meena aur uska toota* spreading social messages; if that was not valued based education than what is?? Tarang also had this old man who would teach us to make cool things out of everyday materials. Tarang was my discovery channel, back then. And the list goes on and on and on. Wait! How can I forget Malgudi days, Impossible isn’t it? Swami and friends

And then there were shows like Chanakya, Mirza galib, Ramayana Om Namha Shivaya… the list is endless. No I have not forgotten Chitrahaar and Chayageet. It was our half an hour of Mtv, to which could write letter of course (Remember how they would start with old songs and then at the end of the show play the latest. trendy songs). Then there were those songs, *Ek chidiya aneka chidiya…* *Mile sur mera tumhara…*

The only thing I hated, then, about the channel was the news at 8 Doordharshan Smachar. It was dad’s favorite time of the day. He would watch it as religiously as I would watch Tarang. I know there are scores of other shows but these handful of shows, are the only ones that I remember now. Hold on!! There has to be a special mention for Cricket. One house, One TV, and the whole *galli* rooting and howling and whistling, a curse, sometimes, from back, which would be suppressed by *SSShhhhhh* and then cracking of jokes against the opponent players. It was so much fun. Even with all these dedicated channels now, I still miss that one channel which offered me everything.

Thank you for making my childhood memorable one.