10 over used Bollywood dialogues in Everyday life

Zindagi me aisi bhohat si paristhitiya ati hai jisme hume bollywood ka sahara lena padta hai. Desi swag ki dhun me magna vaykti sochte hai ki ve bollywood ke do teen dialogue maar kar bahot hi cool lagte hai lekin satya kuch aur hai. Bharat varsh ko asamarth ayogya aksham banane me bollywood aur unke sambhasham ka bahot bada hathh hai. Sala har koi Bencho( pardon my language)   dialogue marne me lag gaya hai. We are fucking incapable to converse normally. I mean what the fuck is wrong with us. Like what the fuck is our problem? What? WTF is your problem,WTFIYP. What the (Control… Control uday, control). Isse pehle ki Uday apna apa kho baite List dekhiye. Dhanyavaad

1. Sandarbh: Chota sardar,  kajol se

Yaha vakya karan johar ki pratham chalanachitra kuch kuch hota hai se liya gaya hai. Kash koi use tabhi rokh deta……..

Isse Vakya ka prayog tab karte hai jab koi vyakti ja raha ho aur aapko unhe rokna ho. 

Tussi ja rahe ho tussi na jao

kkht

2. Sandarbh: Srk kajol se Foreign location me.

Yaha vakya Aditya chopra ke pratham chalanchitra DDLJ se liya gaya hai.

Iss vakya ka isthamal tab hota hai jab aap koi chutiyapa karte ho aur pakde jate ho.

Bade bade shehro me choti choti baaten hoti rehti hai senorita

senorita

P S : Senorita kehne se aaj kal koi ladki nahi pattati

3. Sandarbh : Salman  Bhagyashree se

Isse Vakya  ko Suraj ki pehli chalanchitra Maine pyar kiya se liya gaya hai.

Ye vakya ko zyada tar Friend zoned ladke upyog karte hai. Chutiyo …. (Pardon my language again…) band karo uski madat Karna bhaiyya banake chod jayegi.

Dosti me no sorry no thank you

mpk

4. Sandarbh : Baal wale chacha tapori andaz me

90s ke dashak me ye vakya full swag me tha aur aaj bhi kahin chutiye ise upyog karte huae paye jate hai

Bole to ekdum jhakhasss

jackass

5. Sandarbh : Iss vakya ka sandarbh zaruri nahi hai  sirf emotion hi khafi hai

Kutte kamine tera khoon pi jayunga.

dharam

P S : Aaj kal bharat me kutte bhi easyly offend ho jate hai to unke samne iss vakya ka proyog na kare nahi to ve log PIL dal denge.

6. Sandarbh : Mogambo mogambo se Mr.India me

Aap iss vakya ka proyog third person me aap jab khush ho to use kar sakte hai.

Mogambo khush hua.

mrindia

7. Sandarbh : Salman Srk se punar janam wali film me

Yeh vakya Karan Arjun movie mein se liya gaya hai.

Jab aapki G fati ho aur aapk bhag rahe ho tab ek C admi yaha vakya zarur chillayega.

Bhag arjun bhag

bab

8. Sandarbh :  Ajay devgan singham me duniya se naraz ho kar bolte hai.

Lekin iss vakya ka upyog itni baar ho chuka hai ki hum ab ajay devgun ji se naraz ho gaye hai.

Ata maji satakli

sin

9. Sandarbh : AB yaha vakya andheri raaton me sunsan galiyon par kehte hue paye jate hai.

Yaha vakya shehensha me se liya gaya hai.

Yaha vakya itna prasidhh hai ki aap kisi aam admi se puchenge “Kaun ho Tum ???” To zyada tar yahi jawab milega.

Rishte me to hum tumhare baap hote hai.

shensha

P S : Bharat me 1 1/2 intelligent logo ki kami nahi hai.

10. Sandarbh :AB paida hote hi bole…. Haaainnnn…. Haaainnnn… 

AB aaj bhi soch rahe honge kis bencho ne unko ye vakya kehne kaha tha. Ma chud gayi career ki.

Haaaaaaiiiiinnnnn

hayy

10 ankh ka prashna tha to kitne ankh mile ye share aur like karke bataye. Iss list me koi dialogue hum likhna bhul gaye ho to comments me zaroor likhe. Aapke agyakari Kabir aur Das.

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