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Mashup 2
So we had Bart Simpson dancing to Bang bang. Now how can we leave Peter griffin out ??? Peter griffin sure seems to be in retro mood. So check out our new mashup Peter Griffin dancing to Om Shanti Om.
Mashup 3
Bart Simpson may not be able to do the moonwalk and the slides that Hrithik Roshan does but he can dance alright. So take a look at this mashup we made Bart Simpson dancing to bang bang.
Drinking is one of very few things that never needs a reason. Once a person determined to drink the whole universe conspires (friends, actually, make up a reason) for him. A typical drinker’s attitude goes like this: I am happy, let’s drink, and lets fucking CELEBRATE. I am sad, lets drink, I want to forget. Fuck! Dude my life isn’t happening at. I want my life to be the like Ranbir in ‘Wake up Sid’, anyway, lets drink. All that a person needs is a determination to drink, if you possess that will power then surely you are a drinker to watch out for. Drinking also serves as a way to hangout with friends and this is where things blow out of proportion. There are different personalities that we get to witness when our friends are drunk. And in no particular order here are the top 10 personalities that come out.
The abusive one. A few even make their own curse words.
Start speaking in English. To himself usually, firstly because nobodyis keen to listen. Secondly, they aren’t keen on listening since he doesn’t make any sense.
The nostalgic one. These are the people who live a handful of pleasantincidents throughout their life. Usually the reminisce the college days.
The unloved ones. These are those who constantly complain how they were mistreated by their parents. And how they wish that not even their enemies go through what they are going through.
The dumped ones. These people, usually guys, cry and cry and cry because they were dumped by their partners. These are also the in-progress or potential abusive or unloved ones.
The philosophers. These are my personal favourites. They speak till they pass out. And they always find a partner or two to converse. This conversation might end with a fight.
Speaking of fighting, the pickers, the diggers. These people dig out all the situations when they felt that they were left out or even backstabbed. These are usually the irritating and the left out ones.
The sentimental message senders. These are the exact opposite personality to the abusive ones. They send either the mushy forwards to their friends or make up their own.
This slot is open for you. Tell me what you are when you are drunk.
The true drinkers. Who observe everybody and are secretly laughing on them for being stupid.
The Life cycle of a Indian love story as retold using 90s songs
It was very important for someone to document the various stages involved in an Desi love story because after all the pattern has been same for 6 decades. So we decided to lay down the blue print using 90s song. Why 90s you ask ??? Because after travelling in all those mini buses , rickshaws, tempos, 407s, and every kind of public transport in India we realized 90s, no matter how cheesy they seem, still has the best songs to document this cycle. Some songs were actually contributed by rickshaw walas but we decided to keep it classy. (Caution : Some videos show Akshay kumars chest hair so viewers discretion is required)
Our ladki is bholi bhali and the ladka is essentially a lukkha or atleat he pretends to be. So the lukkha ladka wants the bholi bhali ladki to open the door ( to her heart )
Obviously the ladki is Indian how can she open the door ( to her heart ) so easily. But the boy is persistent ( essentially stalking)
But the boy will not give up so soon. There will be more stalking( Indian men have a phd in stalking )
With his hardwork and determination the boy is finally successful (actually she is fed up of the stalking and just gives in ). She is also blushing looking at herself in the mirror.
Now that she has fallen in love with him, the boy throws a little attitude (typical indian male ) So the girls tries to make it up to him
Its all well now ladka ladki dono razi. So its time for the first date but wait there is a slight indian girl problem
( ghar me khana bhi pakana hai aur date par bhi jana hai )
( Fun contest : count the no of times SPB says “Oh no” in the song)
So she was late for the date the boy will be naturally pissed, she should prove his love for him but how ??
(You are thinking why is the girl doing all the convincing, wait till the devdas stage)
There has to be one romantic song in some hill stations. In real life make it the nearby park,falls or beach
Make it two, how could we forget Aashiqui ??
For some comedy add in this number. Remembering those lonely nights
Sex part is rare but we’ll add this for those who are lucky
Rain Song. Essentially everyone in india gets wet if they are in love ( in the rain i mean)
Now its time for tragedy to strike. The girl’s marriage is fixed with someone else.
( notice they are singing qawali at hindu marriage)
There are unwanted close encounters of third kind even after the tragedy
( it’ll always remain a mystery how can they still run into each other )
Boy has to sing a song on a piano now. This songs also presents the girls side of the story. She also did it in majburi.
The boys state of mind would be incomplete without this song
(He doesn’t actually shoot her as i said its a state of mind)
He finally starts to move on
Then again the cycle repeats but with new set of songs
Here we go
Gif compilation with Desi Music
We came across this hilarious video on YouTube and decided to have some fun with it. Changed the track on it with some desi tadka and the result was well …… Ga Fa. To aap tayyar hai ye tadakti fadakti cheez dekhne aur sunne ke liye. Aap ki farmaish par lijiye Gif compilation with desi music. Please like, share, comment and subscribe. 1 Like = 1 Respect
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You took leaves and went home. What happens next will blow your mind …..
The only part about the job, apart from quitting, that excites us most is the holidays, which however are in scanty. It’s a match made in heaven if holidays come attached to weekends. The only thing that surpasses this kind of delight is when you walk into a random bar and you are told that its happy hours. As a matter of fact there is one more feeling that leaves even the happy hours way beyond and that is….. (Wait for it) taking a break from your work and going home. And if this is your first time visit to your house after joining your work then watch out, things in your homes have now changed. And for rest, the experience is just a tab bit lesser than the “Freshers”. Here is a list of what you will come from the moment you enter your house and what follows it after.
1. This is the second best part of going home. You enter home and what you get?? A big royal welcome. If the Spartans in 300 had ever made it home then this is how they would have been welcomed
2. Things don’t stop there; you also get to choose what cooks for breakfast, lunch, snacks, dinner and anything that will be cooked in house. The variety of laddos that are prepared on your arrival are just endless
3. If you have sibling, I pity them, because the moment you enter home their priority is demoted, automatically and tentatively. And the best part is, most of them don’t even mind because they get those expensive gifts from you now that you have started earning.
4. This sometimes might be a bit awkward. Your dad suddenly begins to discuss grown ass man stuff. Like the politics, future of the country, how Pakistan is fucking with India things like that sort.
5. You become the success story among your immediate neighbourhood (if you are in a MNC else, nobody gives a fuck). But your are still a success story for your parents.
6. The best part has to be this, you will have the TV all for yourself. Nobody will dare touch the remote, even if you have gone to pee.
7. No matter how bad you were in college; when you go home your parents say this to your younger sibling, “Usse maths seek lo thoda.” You start wondering how much did i score in maths anyways ???
8. Now that their son/daughter is earning there is whole list of appliances they have to buy and fixing electronics, “Tubelight repair karo.” Seriously?? How the fuck can you fix a burnt out tubelight. The comment section is open for you.
9.You know your mnc generated 2000 cr of profit… Did you get any raise?? And this is my response, ever F-U-C-K-I-N-G time.
If think this question is irritating? Then check out the next.
10. The most irritating one, “Fresher’s” be aware of this one. The neighbourhood aunty who despised you suddenly comes and says (Drum rolls), “Shaadi ke liye ladka/ladkie dekhna shuru kiya ???”(BTW that’s a rhetorical question)
P.S. Ignore this question, answering this will lead you into big, big, big trouble
Fuh Se…
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