It was very important for someone to document the various stages involved in an Desi love story because after all the pattern has been same for 6 decades. So we decided to lay down the blue print using 90s song. Why 90s you ask ??? Because after travelling in all those mini buses , rickshaws, tempos, 407s, and every kind of public transport in India we realized 90s, no matter how cheesy they seem, still has the best songs to document this cycle. Some songs were actually contributed by rickshaw walas but we decided to keep it classy. (Caution : Some videos show Akshay kumars chest hair so viewers discretion is required)
Our ladki is bholi bhali and the ladka is essentially a lukkha or atleat he pretends to be. So the lukkha ladka wants the bholi bhali ladki to open the door ( to her heart )
Obviously the ladki is Indian how can she open the door ( to her heart ) so easily. But the boy is persistent ( essentially stalking)
But the boy will not give up so soon. There will be more stalking( Indian men have a phd in stalking )
With his hardwork and determination the boy is finally successful (actually she is fed up of the stalking and just gives in ). She is also blushing looking at herself in the mirror.
Now that she has fallen in love with him, the boy throws a little attitude (typical indian male ) So the girls tries to make it up to him
Its all well now ladka ladki dono razi. So its time for the first date but wait there is a slight indian girl problem
( ghar me khana bhi pakana hai aur date par bhi jana hai )
( Fun contest : count the no of times SPB says “Oh no” in the song)
So she was late for the date the boy will be naturally pissed, she should prove his love for him but how ??
(You are thinking why is the girl doing all the convincing, wait till the devdas stage)
There has to be one romantic song in some hill stations. In real life make it the nearby park,falls or beach
Make it two, how could we forget Aashiqui ??
For some comedy add in this number. Remembering those lonely nights
Sex part is rare but we’ll add this for those who are lucky
Rain Song. Essentially everyone in india gets wet if they are in love ( in the rain i mean)
Now its time for tragedy to strike. The girl’s marriage is fixed with someone else.
( notice they are singing qawali at hindu marriage)
There are unwanted close encounters of third kind even after the tragedy
( it’ll always remain a mystery how can they still run into each other )
Boy has to sing a song on a piano now. This songs also presents the girls side of the story. She also did it in majburi.
The boys state of mind would be incomplete without this song
(He doesn’t actually shoot her as i said its a state of mind)
He finally starts to move on
Then again the cycle repeats but with new set of songs
Here we go